Super Stone Henge

As it turns out, there’s another Stonehenge.

Here we have an artist’s impression of what the monoliths might have looked like in their former glory.

Source: Ludwig Boltzmann Institute/British Science Association

Now, at 4,500 years old, it’s not so surprising that these giants sought to take a nap – having been discovered lying prostrate and covered in three feet of Durrington earth. It is believed, as with the original henge, that they were used in religious rituals, marking the summer and one would imagine, winter solstices.

Here at Art of Clean, we like a challenge, but let’s be fair, rolling umpteen monster rocks across miles and miles of British countryside, only to sit them upright and dance around them a couple of nights a year, sounds a little silly. But, hey-ho, each to their own.

What we might suggest to our archaeologists friends at the National Trust is, if the recreation images are anything like the real things, Superhenge might need a good buffing.

Let us get that ingrained dirt out. Allow us the opportunity to scrub and sand those pesky stains away. It won’t cost you a thing! We’ll do it gratis.

Wait…what’s that? There’s 90 of the blighters! Hmmm, I changed my mind.

For a good stone sanding, call Art of Clean.

For an eon old rave, call the National Trust.